Three Beardless Gents
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A braggart of a cunt declaimed to East and West alike
that there was not a cock at hand to come along and fuck it.
My cock,...
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A Cunt up in the Cherry-Tree (Explicit)
A cunt, my friend, a cunt, a cunt up in the cherry-tree.
A cunt up in the cherry-tree, the cock way down below.
Five times ...
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An Old Man Was Approaching (Explicit)
An old man -yes, an old man, an old man was approaching,
an old man was approaching, his prick was hanging down–
it wasn’t ...
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Auntie Nikolakena, you haven’t acted very wisely;
you silly bitch, you’ve sent your girl to gather sticks for kindling.
The...
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Full forty cunts bre, bre, bre, full forty cunts encircled me,
full forty cunts encircled me to gobble up my cock.
Whereon ...
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Here They Call the Fanny Yiota (Explicit)
Here, my friend, they call the fanny, here they call the fanny Yióta,
here they call the fanny Yióta and the pecker Panayiót...
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How Do They Grind the Pepper (Explicit)
How do they grind, good shepherdess, how do they grind the pepper,
how do they grind the pepper, those diabolic monks?
With...
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I Have Grown Old, Goddam It
– I have grown old, goddammit, friends, I have grown old and cannot now,
I have grown old and cannot now sing the songs I us...
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It Is the Custom Every Year
It is the custom every year to mark these days and weeks
with dances for young swains and maids that mothers may rejoice.
S...
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Kaklamaniko
The dance is danced by Kaklamans, a pumpkin serves as drum1.
In Trikeri’s old neighbourhood the Kaklamans were dancing.
The...
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Now List, Good Man (Explicit)
Now list, good man, just list to me, to what I have to tell.
Just list to what I have to tell of what befell a widow,
a wre...
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Old Grandfather Rangavelas (Explicit)
Old grandfather1 bre, bre, bre, old grandfather Rangavélas,
old grandfather Rangavélas had an ass that limped along;
dummy ...
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On the Final Days of Carnival (Explicit)
On the final, bré, bré, bré, the final days of Carnival,
on the final days of Carnival, of Shrovetide abstinence from food,
...
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On the Last Days of Carnival (Explicit)
On the last days ho, ho! on the last days of Carnival,
on the last days of Carnival the fires are truly fanned
and women ar...